eazizam
i wish you a life surrounded by flowers
zingring
I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."
vnusplanetoflove
I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break
miiilowo
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
gothhabiba
I love not playing along
gothhabiba
"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"
"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"
❗️I am not playing along with you❗️